| MICKEY ROURKE IS HARLEY DAVIDSON |
| NOTATIONS AND QUOTATIONS HARLEY-SPEAK You know, if I had a nickel for every time some piece of shit pointed a gun at me I'd be a rich man. It's better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool. MARLBORO ON HIS "OLD MAN" My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, the right woman can make ya, and the wrong woman can break ya. My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, never chase buses or women, you'll always be left behind. You know, my old man told me before he left this shitty world that there would be blue-bellied chicken shit bastards like you out there! LESSONS IN FIRE ARMS Marlboro: Guns are meant to be shot Harley, not thrown! Marlboro: Squeeze the trigger, don't yank it, it's not your dick. Marlboro: You know, that gun costs about two dollars every time you fire it. That's two bucks a bullet. Harley Davidson: Well how many'd I hit? Marlboro: You spent twelve dollars and didn't hit a goddamn thing. I nailed one and it cost four and a quarter. Marlboro: You shot me Harley!, You fucking shot me!, I can't believe you shot me! HARLEY'S ESCAPE PLAN Harley: We're gonna jump. Marlboro: Are you out of your fuckin' mind? Harley: C'mon, it's the only way. Marlboro: Uh-uh. Harley: You're gonna get shot up here. Marlboro: Well, you're gonna get squashed down there. Harley: I'd rather be squashed than shot. Marlboro: Not me. Harley Davidson: Fine, then. [punches Marlboro] Harley: I owe you that. [Jumps off building into pool below] Marlboro: I hate you for this... I fuckin' hate you for this. [Jumps] Marlboro: I HATE YOU HARLEY... Oh shit! Harley: Some rush, eh? THE EXPLANATION [Harley and Marlboro are robbing an armoured car] Guard: Who are you guys? Marlboro: Well, he's Harley Davidson, and I'm the Marlboro Man. Guard: You look like a bunch of two-bit hoods to me. Harley: [the car's trunk explodes] Now does that look like the work of two-bit hoods? Guard: Yeah. Pros would've used my keys. [Harley and Marlboro look at each other] Harley: Well, he likes to blow things up. CHILDHOOD MEMORIES Harley: I kicked his ass before. Marlboro: That was in 3rd grade, and Jack had a broken arm. Harley: Yeah, but I'm the one that broke it. |
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| HARLEY DAVIDSON AND THE MARLBORO MAN MEETS SISKEL AND EBERT Many Mickey Rourke fans are aware of the fact that acclaimed film critic, Roger Ebert is and has been a fan of the acting of Mickey Rourke for quite some time now. Partner in crime at the time of the films release date, was the late Gene Siskel, who did not usualy agree with Ebert's take on most of the films and actors. BUT, "Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man" was an exception. Hit up the clip below to see the night they critiqued the film.. |
| Harley Davidson And The Marlboro Man 1991 CATCH PHRASE: When the going gets tough... the tough take the law into their own hands. When a biker named Harley and his cowboy partner, Marlboro, find that a greedy bank is forcing the shut down of a friend's bar, the two decide to help out by robbing the corrupt bank in order to pay the inflated tab of the bar. Unknown to the boys, the bank deals illicit drugs, and when they rob the armored car, they steal the drugs and not the cash, causing them to become the main targets for the bank's vicious sadistic squad of hit men. |